Funny Marriage Card Marriage.....is It Funny?

Marriage.....is it funny? - funny marriage card

1) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

2) A man said his credit card was stolen, but decided not to inform,
because the thief spent less than his wife did.

3) You are young: Is it true Dad, that a man does not know in some parts of Africa, until he married his wife?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

4) A woman tells her friend: "I told my husband a millionaire."
"And that was before her marriage, asked the friend.
"A billionaire." She replied:

5) It is not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

6) The most effective way to commemorate the anniversary of your wife, is to forget once.

7) hold, if not for marriage, people go through life thinking they had no errors at all.